Suicide Trombones!
"Tiger Rag"
Last Updated: Thursday October 25 2001
This is the most dangerous maneuver at the Orange County Fair. What's going to happen is the trombones will be swinging their slides over your head. If you don't duck at just the right time, you'll get hit, we'll have blood everywhere and we'll have to rush you to the hospital for stitches. Notice some of the trombones have stars on their suspenders and shirts. Those are kills for each time they've hit someone.
So let's practice. When I put my hand on my head, you put your hand on your head. When I duck, you duck. Ready? And.... Duck!
What guys? Someone didn't do it right? Who? Ok, let's try this again and watch me..... DUCK!
Still not fast enough guys? You need to do it faster or you'll get hit and we really don't want that. Last time........ DUCK!
What was that flash? Did you guys get another picture for our scrapbook? Good job!!!!
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